Did anyone go to Wal-Mart this February and notice the obnoxiously large plush bears they had for sale?
Men know, the best expression of love is all about quantity, and not about quality. Why buy a girl 10 Godiva chocolates when you can spend that same cash on six bags of peanut M&Ms?
Why make a home made and sentimental card when you can buy one that sings a top 40 song when you open it?
Why spend money on a nice italian dinner and a bottle of wine when you can rent half a dozen movies at Blockbuster and eat at Fazolis for half that cash?
Tell your woman you love her by making her ride in the middle of your truck bench, right next to you where she belongs. Show her you care by tattooing her name on your neck and wearing wife-beater undershirts everywhere so people can see how much you care.
Show your beloved that you care about her by spending $40 on an obnoxiously oversized, Chinese made, newspaper stuffed novelty teddy bear that is larger than a middle school line backer.
(You better just hope that your true love doesn't sleep in a twin bed.)
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