Group Blog

This is a GROUP Blog, the first ever on Lime Green.

Basically, I am asking my friends Clay, Rhea, and Ben to help me create a simile between me and a cup of coffee.

Paul vs. The Cappuccino

 

Paul and the Cappuccino, both are a little sweet, but mostly bitter.

Both are hot.

Both are full of caffeine. 

Although related, Cappuccino is nothing like the latte.

Although related, Paul is nothing like Dan.

The cappuccino has receding foam, Paul has receding hair.

Ben would not drink either, Rhea is fond of both.

Both are white with shades of brown, although Paul's shades of brown only show during karaoke.

Both seem a little pretentious on the outside. Rhea is kidding, but not really.

Rhea drinks cappuccino. Rhea kicks Paul. 

Cappuccinos are made from beans, beans make Paul fart.

Both keep you up at night. (Huh?)

Cappuccino is steamed to make it foam. Paul foams at the mouth when he gets steamed. 

Both originate from exotic lands, Paul from Canada, the cappuccino from Italy.

Both are fair trade, and responsibly grown.

Both have big cups, but don't their cups aren't full.

Both make people excited in large doses.

Cappuccino fits in your cup holder, Paul will hold your cup if your politely ask him. 

Both can frequently be found at Starbucks, and other fine coffee shops.

Much like the cappuccino, this blog is finished.